COVID Times: When Every Shitty Medium Essay Could be Your Last

Could THIS shitty essay be this dumbass’s last shitty essay?! (Photographer credit: Gabe’s phone & couch cushion.)

Goddamn, man. That’s pressure.

While I am double-vaxxed and boosted, I do realize that COVID could come for me, wrapping itself endearingly around my pleurally-sensitive, asthmatic lungs and refusing to let go until I expire amidst a sea of tubes and beeps that drive ICU nurses crazy night and day. My alveoli could do their last rapid-gas-exchange thing and…



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