Gabriel Nathan

Feb 25, 2021

4 min read

I [Still] Don’t Want to Mow This Lawn

The least depressing socks I own.

I was once a guest on a mental health podcast that, I don’t think, ever got aired, and the host, whose name I forget, asked me what my depression was like. Because I tend to answer questions in either stories, quotes, or folksongs, I decided to give this woman all three.

“Well,” I said, “I’ll put it to you like this — there’s this guy named Andy Breckman, and he’s best known for creating the show