Woke Ramblings of a Snowflake Libtard Father of Two About to Turn 43

Jesus; can’t a woke, snowflake, libtard father of two about to turn 43 write a dumb fucking essay around here?

Today, it’s May 8, 2023, and I’m wondering if I have the ability to post a recipe, or a prose-poem about doing laundry, or a shopping list, or a Mark Twain quote, or instructions for lighting a match or a stream-of-consciousness piece about what I’d like my obituary to be if I’m ever killed in a mass shooting at the mall, or at a concert, or the movie theatre, or watching…